Cute & Clever Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
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Last Updated on January 2, 2025 by Tiffany
Valentine’s Day is such a cute holiday because I get to show my loved ones how much I appreciate them. Plus, it gives me that much more reason to eat chocolate! If you’re looking for inspirational, romantic, and clever valentine’s day instagram captions, you’re in the right place!
Listed below are plenty of super cute and funny valentines day captions the are sure to make you laugh, smile, and grab your loved one close. Whether you might be a corny and witty couple or are long distance, there’s some for everyone.
Sometimes it can be hard to think of the right thing to say. Don’t worry , I got you fam! Here are over 100 clever Valentine’s Day Instagram captions to choose from for singles, galentines, and couples .
Funny Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
Are you a loan? Because you have my interest
You had me at hello and kept me with your Netflix password
I love you like wifi, without you I’m lost
I love you like pizza (and thats saying a lot)
If you were a fruit, you’d be a cute-cumber
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
I’d be lost without you. No literally, I suck at directions
We go together like copy and paste
You make my heart skip a beat, or maybe it’s just the coffee
I’m not a photographer but I can totally picture us together
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
You’re the Mac to my cheese
Quirky Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
Cupid called, he said you’re my favorite.
You’re the chocolate to my strawberries.
We go together like Netflix and chill
Chocolate is my valentine
All I need is love (and pizza)
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly and the bread to my butter
You’re my favorite notification
If I were a cat, I’d happily spend all nine lives with you
I love you so much, even when you steal my fries
We’re like peanut butter and jelly, but cuter
You make my heart race (I should probably see a doctor)
Let’s never stop being weird together
I’m not saying you’re perfect….. but have you seen you?
You’re mine, no returns or exchanges
You’re my sunshine on a cloud day, and also my midnight snack
I’m so glad you exist. It makes life a lo less boring
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Sentimental Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
I’m so lucky I get tot love you!
Together is my favorite place to be
Being with you feels like home
You’re my happily ever after
You’re my favorite reason to cancel plans
I’m so glad I swiped right
You’re the sunshine to my cloudy days
You’re my today an all my tomorrow’s
I still remember the first day I laid eyes on you
To my favorite person- thanks for filling my heart with love
I didn’t know what love was until I met you
The way you love me is the greatest gift
You make my heart feel things I never knew it could
Romantic Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
I love you more than. there are stars in the sky
Everyday is Valentine’s Day when I’m with you
I’m so lucky I get to love you!
You’re the best decision I’ve ever made
Forever is a long time, but I wouldn’t mind spending it with you
My heart is yours, now and forever
I still feel butterflies whenever I see you
You are my heart’s home
You’re the love I’ve been waiting for and the love I’ll never let go
I’m so happy I found forever in your arms
You’re my reason, my purpose, my forever
From now until forever, I choose you
You are my favorite place to be
Loving you is the easiest thing I’ve ever done
Every moment with you will be forever treasured in my heart
I would wait a lifetime to be with you
Every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again
You’re always the first and last thing on my mind
You’re my everything, and that’s a promise.
I found forever in you and I’ll never let go
My heart belongs to you and it always will
In your arms, I’ve found my safe place
Your love makes my world go round
There’s no one else I would rather spend my forever with
Long Distance Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
Even miles apart, you’re still my home
Distance means nothing when you’re with your favorite person
True love knows no distance
The best part of my day is when I talk to you
Land may separate us, but my heart stays with you
Distance is hard, but our love is worth every mile
I dream of when I can hold you again
You’re never far because you’re always in my heart
Even though we’re far away, I feel us growing closer every day
Long distance is like a beautiful sunset- it’s worth the wait
I’d travel near and far just to see your smile
You may not be here but you’re always on my mind
True love is patient and kind, it’s worth waiting for
There may be oceans between us, but our love can bridge any distance
Distance is a test of how strong love can be
Our love is bigger than the miles that separate us
Singles Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
Loving myself, today and always
Self-love is the best kind of love
Being single is a superpower, embrace it
Here’s to the love that will never fail me- myself
Valentine’s day places? Me, snacks, and Netflix
Single? Yes. Available? no.
Single but still a catch
“I’m alone but I’m not lonely” -Sabrina Claudio
No date, no problem
Single but never alone
Living life on my own terms, today, tomorrow, and always
The best kind of love is self love.
Me, myself, and I make the perfect match
Treating myself to the love I deserve
Falling more in love with who I am
Who needs a valentine when you can be your own?
I don’t need someone to complete me, I’m already whole
The best thing I can do today is love and appreciate myself
I’m so into me right now
Song Lyric Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
“You got my heart, don’t know how you did it” – Ariana Grande
“When I’m with you, I feel like I’m walking on air.” — Elvis Presley
“With you, I want to stay forever.” – Alton Ellis
“I can’t stop loving you.” — Ray Charles
“I’ll be your man, I’ll be your lover.” — The Shins
“Your love is all I need to carry on.” – Alton Ellis
“I just want to be your baby.” — N’Sync
“You’re the light of my life, you’re my dream come true.” — The Righteous Brothers
“I give you my love, every time I see you I want to love you.”
— Jimmy Cliff
“You’re my favorite kind of love.” — The Chainsmokers
“I wanna hold your hand.” — The Beatles
“I’ll be the one if you want me to.” — The Beatles
“You’re my end and my beginning.” — John Legend
“And I will always love you, no matter what they say.”
— John Holt
“I’m just a guy who’s in love with you.” – Alton Ellis
“I want to hold you in my arms, and never let you go.”
— Bob Marley
“I’m so in love with you, I want to be near you.”
— Tanya Stephens
“When I fall in love, it will be forever.” — Nat King Cole
“Take my hand, take my whole life too, for I can’t help falling in love with you.” — Elvis Presley
